person: im just throwing my opinion out there
me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
this contestant on jeopardy apparently spent his past winnings ($4,400) on a high tech camera. to take pictures of his cat. for the internet.